I’d like to be your senator… who am I?
Hi Utah I want to be your senator:
I believe in the constitution and small government that's why I would be your best bet for creating new government jobs and handing out confiscated wealth to you and my savvy friends.
I learned the hard way (went from rags to riches) and I know all about money as well as justifying my actions because I'm a small businessman-millionaire.
I'll get the job done no matter if I have to give up what's most important to me to get it done. Like principles. But i'd do it all for you.
You voted for a businessman the last 2-3 times you shouldn't have a problem voting for me. Cut from the same fabric i'd say.
PLEASE VOTE TODAY
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Want more proof? I oppose the same programs you oppose like no child left behind... but see as a businessman at least I know how to make a buck off it while I'm at it. This helps Utah! A smart businssman knows to use his enemies to his advantage. I'll get the job done!
Principles mean nothing if you can't get the job done.
Voting is Today... please go to the poles and vote for the businessman! I'm really good at making money I'm sure this senate thing will be a breeze, hobnob a little bit, give and take a little bit, earn up some favors on the hill... we'll be living the good life here in Utah in no time.
Did I mention I'm a small business man? I mean I'm really successful and all... we all value money in this state, it is the symbol with which we understand success, it is what we all aspire to, there really is nothing more important right now, I will bring us jobs because as your senator my job under the constitution is to dole out money and create jobs and I know how to do that because I've employed people unlike my oponent who is silly enough to believe the wolves in the senate won't eat him alive for his strong stances on principles above politics.
I bet he can't stretch a budget... all he wants to do is count to $0 for all the big government programs he aims to cut.
Vote for me if you want more bang for your buck, the other guy will probably want you to make sacrifices and cut government jobs and benefits.
I know Utah and I know you don't want to sacrifice... I've learned that the one queen was right, you can have your cake and eat it too. We can return to the constituion and not have to sacrifice in the mean time. Look at me I have always championed small government and made a living off said government while I did it!
It's not so hard... I can teach you! Vote for me TODAY! Not the constitutional guy... he's way to strict with his principles!
